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Welcome to the world of The Moodies!

These fun little mother-effers are the brain children of the evil twin. Each Moody has two sides of his or her personality. Like all people, they are polite and content little beings one minute, and then irate little maniacs the next. We are currently working on The Moodies Game! We have a prototype Moodies deck, but we are still fine tuning the rules. Right now we have 100 Moodies, but they are reproducing like rabbits. Once you open the gate to access that part of the brain that views the world crooked or upside down, the crazy just comes pouring out. We're on pace to have about a 1,000 by the end of the year :)

Feel free to give us feedback about The Moodies on facebook. Their world is still evolving, so we're open to suggestions to what the final vision of that world might look like. The first few Moodies we'll be introducing in the upcoming weeks are some of the leading candidates for main characters for this crazy world. We recommend rationing your time on this page. Moderation is the key to entering the World of the Moodies. Enjoy!

(This page is not recommended for small children, the elderly, for anyone that is pregnant or may become pregnant. Please contact your doctor to find out if your heart is healthy enough to meet The Moodies. Side affects might include: sudden fits or laughter, mild confusion, fits of giggles and in rare cases the occasional unintentional laugh induced fart also know as anal leakage.)

This angry blue dinosaur person goes by the name of Dinoroar, and as a peaceful dino he's known as Flowisp.

This dude looks pretty likable either way. And that's pretty rare. I don't usually think this about dinosaur/humanoids, but I'd hang out with this dude. Wait, does mean I'm racist? If you're a dinosaur/humanoid, I'm sorry, sorry you're a f*@#^ l%^$)#!!!!

This Moody is a palette cleanser before you meet the next disgusting little creature below. So angry Boot Ineer and happy Daisy Chain are here just to be cute and make you smile.

They make for a little game. It's an upgraded version of the old "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" we all played as children. Just take a look, "She loves you, . . . AHHH she f**^$ing hates you! . . .She loves you . . " Well you get the point, no matter what, if you wait long enough, she always ends up hating you ;)

This little runt of The Moodies is Widget when happy, and Spycone when he is not.

If you happen to run into this little Moody and he's in his Spycone mood, kill it. He's hideous. If you're lucky and you meet him as Widget, um ... same advice, still hideous. This little spiny meatball thing gives me nightmares, and it's even worse when he's smiling at you!

Meet Chillax and Razormaw

Chillax is a rather, ...uh...well, chill individual. But if provoked, you'll see him transform into Razormaw. You don't want that.

And meet our little friends Dorian and Nairod.

Dorian is a very pleasant, fun-loving, person, . . .uh er, floating head, I guess. But he hates when people point out that his alternate personality's name is a palendrome with his own. This makes him sad. Luckily sadness makes him turn into Nairod who is a very big fan of palendromes :) They make him happy. They make him Dorian.

This is a picture of a ball.

This happy little pig is Snort.

He's the pet of The Moodies. We imagine him like Pluto in Mickey Mouse. You know? The way they are all animals, but for some reason Pluto can't talk and walks on all fours. Goofy doesn't. He's a dog too, right?

Anyway, Snort is very protective of his family, so when someone is posing a threat, Rattlehiss shows up to kick a and take n's.

Hi, my name is Lin Moody.

I really like Phineas and Ferb. It's a great show. I think my favorite character is Dr. Doofenschmirtz. He's great. But sometimes when I'm watching it with my little boy, he farts right my face, and then aaarrrrghhh! I become KOBE Moody!!!!!

This mo-fo's name is Mr. C Shell.

Mr. C Shell has a rare disorder where he cannot create new memories. So from moment to moment, he cannot even remember whom he is. Unfortunately, he has a giant disgusting monster mouth looking growth on his head, and every time he looks in the mirror, he relives this horror all over again, transforming him into his alternate personality Al G. Chomper!

Meet the world famous magician, Lord Nastystache!

Every 3 seconds he magically pulls a rabbit from his hat named Abracarabbit! He gets paid by the trick. So in the time you took to read this, he performed 10 trick for you. That is $200, uh, wait $230-40. Quick send a check to goodandeviltwins.com care of Lord Nastystache before he performs you into some serious debt.

We would like to introduce you to Aquahowl and his split personality Starfright.

When the Evil Twin created this Moody a couple of years ago, I was fascinated with a coyote head that turns into an angry starfish. I thought this was a really imaginative idea. But after further consideration, I realized how terrifying this would actually be to see in real life. But after furtherer consideration, I realized that an angry coyote would be far more dangerous than an annoyed starfish so I was relieved to see the starfish. But after the furtherest consideration, I realized that this Moody only existed in this imaginary Moody world, so it actually might be six feet tall, and it might walk on 2 feet, and a six foot starfish might really fuck up an angry coyote. But then this state of near perfect multiworldly understanding wore off and I went back to watching Phineas and Ferb.

We proudly introduce Micah and his angry imaginary friend Bluey.

Micah is a serious facebook addict. But sometimes people on facebook people are passive agressive and they say shitty things to their family and friends. You can tell they feel powerless by certain people in their lives and this is their one chance to feel real control over others. So, they poke and jab at others politics and values, when you know face to face they wouldn't have the backbone to say anything at all. They shit like, "For your information . . . I wish you'd research this before you blah, blah, blah . . . I wish people would gather the facts before they yadda yadda yadda."

Anyfart, this makes Micah transform into Bluey as he checks out the newsfeed on facebook. Oh Micah's on facebook right now! Let's see how often he sees people acting like facebook a-holes.

Wow, . . . that's a lot of a-holes.

This mustache clad Moody is Chef Hanger. When in danger, he turns into D-Flax an the evil-jawed freak with excellent hearing. There he is, oh,...wait, there he is, no,...that's Chef Hanger, there he is, oh,..wait, there, no, ... wait for it,...wait for it,... THERE!

There are only 16 people walking this earth at any given time that are truly able to pull off the mustache. It's called Tom Selleck'sTheory of Asthetic Mustache Allocation. When one of these 16 bad ass individuals die, the spirit of their mustache lingers in the afterlife awaiting the perfect blend of testosterone and jawline perfection to be born again. That's why 99% of the time when you see someone rocking the pornstache, an uncontrollable urge to punch them in the face overcomes you. It's not because you are a bad person. It's written in our DNA to protect our species Laws of Mustache Allocation.

This little Moody is Atticus.

Atticus' alter ego's name is Mermad. Atticus is very even keel. He rarely gets mad because of his practice of mindfulness and commitment to meditating twice daily. Well that and a serious recreational pharmaceutical addiction.

Meet our Moody Round-A-Bout, and his Evil Twin, Wrong Way.

Round-A-Bout is a 700 series robot from the future. His job is to guide and direct people as an official Robot/Sign. Yeah, you heard me, he is a Robot/Sign. When he gets mad at things that Robot/Signs get mad at, he turns into Wrong Way. He's an angry Robot/Sign. I know, crazy right. Mandala said, she made a Moody too. And when she explained what she made, she said, "I made a robot that's a Robot/Sign. He a robot that's also a sign. You know, a robot that's sign"

She was serious! She made a robot that's job was to be a sign. When he gets mad, and becomes Wrong Way, he intentionally sends people the wrong way. "And that's the creative part."